No bubbly brown stinky algae for my love!

It's mating season and boy that's the tough bit of the year. Not only do you need to find the right place, the right partner and the right neighbourhood, but you also need to find the right present to finally get the girl you want! The common mating gift around here seems to be algae,... Continue Reading →

Waiting for a perfect parking lot

Going to tourist places is really hard sometimes, especially if you need a parking lot. They always seem to fill up really soon and during the day, especially on a sunny day no-one wants to leave their spot. What does a seagull know about parking, you might think, they don't even drive cars, so what's... Continue Reading →

Cream-hunting like a pirate…

While my dear friend still thinks he rules the world  (I rule the world by sitting on a buttwarming box!) by sitting on a small white box, I would like to introduce you to the more important things in life: cream-hunting! I might have only one eye, but my nose still works fine, I can smell... Continue Reading →

I really hate emails!

You know what is wrong with this so called digital age? Emails, emails instead of letters! What do you mean, you can't follow up on this? Let me explain, emails might be the new SMS and you don't have to limit yourself to a certain amount of signs. Sure once sent they are already in the... Continue Reading →

Glossy magazines…

Yes, those are mine, all three of them and yes, they do have the same father, and no, none of us is blonde... NO I didn't swap eggs (who does this anyway???) Albino? Are you kiddin' me? She is blonde not white! Alright, I'll tell you: We decided to do something really special, you know... Continue Reading →

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