Being THIS and using it…

"Look at THIS isn't it cute?!" I've heard that more often than I can count, being "cute" is not that bad, but being "THIS" is kind of offensive. Apparently I am kind of a "special-treat" on table mountain, and I really do wish they told me about that before I moved here. Well, the mountain... Continue Reading →

How to get soup meat – a guide in 4 steps

Dear fellow cats, I heard you do have trouble with getting what you want - especially from tourists:┬áSoup-meat! Well, let me guide you to get what you want. First of all the circumstances have to be right: restaurant staff that doesn't care if you are there or doesn't see you tourists entering the restaurant on... Continue Reading →

Ever heard about barking tourists?

It's rainy season here which means there might be flooding, so you've got to choose carefully where to sleep. I am fortunate I can smell the rain minutes before it starts, but I can't smell the flood...  Poor choices let you end up wet. I go for the tin roof, it's nice and warm and... Continue Reading →


Damn it, we almost made it, but you had to slow down on the market in order to get something to eat! Thanks a lot. Now we are caught and in prison! Don't you get it: you go to the market you end up on the chopping block and in the soup! This cage is... Continue Reading →

Guardian of the shoes

Shall I or shall I not? Aaaaw I don't know how long I can pull myself together... Shoes... many shoes! Boy I love shoes! But what's the use of shoes if you can't chew them up? Look at this, I am in shoe paradise and it is quiet a task to decide which one to... Continue Reading →

Hold on guys, only one more meter!

That's us the kois of the Imperial Enclosure of Hue. You could say we are quite royal, but to my kowledge none of us has any kind of relation to the emperor of former times. We basically all came here for tourist entertainment.  Our life isn't bad, we get food, a lot when the Asian... Continue Reading →

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